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Tillamook Headlight, CUSTOMS OF WAR Rules That Contending Armies Are Expected to Obey. A GRIM CODE OF ETIQUETTE. Ths Enemy May Be Starved to D.sth or Into Yielding by Slopping His Supples, but His Food Must Not 8« Poisoned— Prisoners ot War. GLASS IS PECULIAR. BOILING AN EGG. It Hss a Number st Curious end Con tradictory Qualities. Glass Is one of tbe iMuet Interesting as well as one of tbe UMist peculiar tilings in file world II lias curiousund coutriidhtory qualities, and many as- lolilshtug plteiHiluena are connected with it Brittle and breakable us It la. yet it exceeds utmost all other bodies in elasticity It two glass tuilla are made to strike each other ut a glveu ton e tbe recoil, by virtue of tbeir elasticity. will be nearly equai to their original impetus. i'oiiiie<-ted with Its brittleness are some very singular fucta Take a Uullow sphere wltb a bole and slop the bote with the Unger, so as to prevent tlie external and Internal air from communicating, and tbe sphere will Uy to piece« by the mere beat of the hand x easels made of glass that nave been suddenly cooled possess tbe curious profierty of being able to re sist hard blows given to them from without, but will be instautly shivered by n small particle of tilut dropped into their cavities This property seems to depeud u|s>n the comparative thickness of tbe bottom; the thicker tbe bottom is the. more certainty of breakage by this ex|>erimetit Some of these vessels. It Is stated, have resisted tbe stroke of a mallet given with sufficient force to drive a nail luto wood, and heavy bod ies. such as Iron, bits of wood, jasfier, stone, etc.. Iiave been cast into them from a height of two or three feet with out any effect yet a fragment of flint not larger than a pea dropped from a height of three Inches has made them fly. If It Gives You Trouble You Might Try John Randolph'» Way. The boillug of an egg seems a simple matter, but many a breakfast has beeo »polled and many a temper ras|«d by tbe cook's falling to observe tbe pre cise uumlier or minutes tbe process should occupy. That very original man. John Ran dolph, Is said to bare invented a meth- od of gettiug bis egga cooked exactly to tils taste that worked perfectly. As la the case in many country homes In tbe south, tbe kitchen was In a sep arate building at some distance from tbe bouse, and servants were plenty. When tbe "sage of Roanoke” took bis seat ut tbe breakfast table there whs a line of servants from tbe dining room to tbe kitchen, Mrs. Randolph, the mother of tbe statesman, held an open watch in her band. •Tn!" exclaimed Mr. Randolph, and tlie word “in" was passed from mouth to mouth until it reached tbe waiting cook, who dropped tbe eggs Into tbe water After the requisite number of seconds tbe bolder of tbe timepiece signified that the cooking was done. "Out!" went forth tbe command In like manner, and tbe egga were quick ly removed # Tbe system required six or seven servants to cook one egg, but Randolph was accustomed to declare that this was tbe only way that be could get it cooked to suit him.—Youth's Compan ion. I December Io, 1912. JOY OF CREATING. Rut Your Heart In Year Wark. No Matter What It May Ba. While every man who makes a living la not n genius, yet the real joy of creating can iudoug to each of us In Just as real and true a way. If we put Into furmlug or banking or our school work the sense of making eu met b lug we get tbe great trenail re out of IL When we fill any task wltb ourselvaa we untke something. A girl aaya. “I made the room tidy,” which simply uieaua she put something at herself Into tbe disorderly room and so beaut Hied it After she bad made It tidy It reflected something of her self; It looked some idea of order such as she bad in her own mind. A boy aaya. “I made a good recitation In school yesterday,” and be la right, for. although lhe lesson was already there. It bad to wait for him to com* along •nd make It a recitation. So It la everywhere. Making any thing means, no matter bow simple tbe task, that we bring out aomettflbg that did not exist before and that that something la to some degree like tbe maker of It We get out what we put In. If any one wanta to be miserable the surest way Is just to do things without putting bls whole heart and self Into them. Think of the mere outside of tbe tasks and they are not worth doing Rut once put yourself Into them and all that la changed.— 8 l Nicholas. Bey Singcra «1 the Privet« Cn«se< I* Duke’s flew eeti C m «*« ••» to »«»* Aube in toe»»« »»* V ,*■«* fll. Jam««- Pal««« ActMtiy <a*r* w a , ui»iv«roity w tob- Tiler» are feu boys in Ixmdoti else •very Kuudny and on state on i»w>*s lege la Anneri*» ef whkte 4ta*M»*»*«e»» Wear suite of clothes that lu ra< h la -if Mrtb or »esita i-onnc (ne «es ttiate •tame coat some tiling like *JUi Th* they do st Oxford There «ree otite» * lads thus expensively »M brilliantly time when there »vi«'**1 • etera of “tote” I nW* kneel* * attired ar* tbe choristers liekniglng to tiemen commoners tbe king’s private cbsiwl In M. James' believe, ws-a one of rkee» «ta» «•$**■* palace When arrayed In their state «rei lal privilege* «ad cxemprle** But that pwellsriry .oae .»ng tosati ■nits they are truly a gorgeous sight Scarlet cloth is tbe foundation of hem »«ept »«»y Xor *n 7 aro rk* Sta this costume Hands of royal ptirpl* qnirements for graduation Identirai tor between rows of heavy gold lace »re all remera. Mt rhe sodai ;tf* eMflti tbe adornments Old lore ruffiro are »»' h <-o ege of rhe «ni»»ratty » «goto worn at the neck and wrists These on eq nal termo to r^rry one yn ’Ise as< ruffles are so valuable and so difficult "Dube's «on" and “coni«'« *>e" sites* to replace that they are worn only o* • like Io sports snd srnrtle* and ■ to tbe most special occasions. At other personal rpmiltle* «.one titet derersto* Huies white lawn bands take tbeir th* i<>«’ .. an ladersradaese as^b place. Tbe boys must take great «-era among Me < -ntemporartee The late F W Walker fis» of tbeir suite, which must endure three years Tbe "undress” suits are re years «o »n<-ero«f n se high im* St. Pani'» sc tan I. was <w>ro la'j.nj*^ placed every eight months. This choir Is one of tbe historical ha- by (be rather •notintah -nnrtier of >• •tltutions of Great Britain, and many intended pupIL "Of -onrse " «** «K of its old time customs. Including tbe "you are very pnrtic-i ar .»nrww toe aero dress of lhe lioys. are retained to this ent* of the hors yon idmtr to day The choir has numbered among school ~ "Not at elf. madam ' «a* ato Its singers such distinguished mnskia** reply. ~A« kmg aa yonr an* lena*«» to as Sir Arthur Sullivan. Edward Lloyd. cen tly and arrenda tn lUa »nrv w* starti ont a.’k any quear'esae aretes Me «to Sir John Goss and Dr. E. J. Hopkins. It is the right of the head boy to de ent«." The head of any c«Mta** st OTfori W mand a guinea as ’’spur money” froes any officer entering tbe chapel wearing Cambridge might have siren s r •purs. It Is said that when Arthur 8*4- answer — London Cor New Yer* Í r~ti Mvan was head boy tbe Duke of Wat- llngton would always come spurred to SILVER PUTINA. A LEGAL LEGEND. the chapel. In order that he might have tbe pleasure of paying tbe forfeit to hie An Accident Pamtad th« W«v to Sk* Th. Tale ot a Talling Comparison I r favorite chorister.—Harper’s Weekly. Original Pveeae*. an Oriental Court Io 1742 Thomas Bnisover. • tote When Abdei-Hakk waa poor, aa be cbaalc of Sheffield. Eag-»n< dtarer msB UNITY OF LIFE. was one day traveling across a weary the art of stiver pin rd»« He *a* i*. plain, be came to the bouse of th* Widow Zaldah. who waa also poor, but Cells of Animals and Plants Alik« a M pairing the handle of a snife te *toite - both ropper and silver were -ise< fae- Governed by Same Laws. when lie made known bls hunger sb* Protoplasm, the literal translation of cideutally tbe two merais wet* fo*s< Ret tieforv him two hard boiled eggs, which means "the first man made." together Based upon taw >oaerv*ISnte all the food there waa tn her bouse. Later, when Abd-el-Hakk lived In was tbe name given by a German act be developed the new proves* Upon a thick ingot <if -opoer *te Marakesh and was very rich. MeludL entlst In 184« to tlie shiny, granular, bound by Iron wire a -ninner age* tbe lawyer, disliking him. persuaded semifluid contents of vegetable cell* It looks like tbe white of an egg, silver Tbe whole was then hentari te the Widow Zaldah to sue him for tb* a rev erberotory furnace until the «tiaste eggs, but not for tbe eggs alone, for and It can tie analyzed into four chet»- of the silver ingot were M Wsn iS to they would have become two chickens, Ical elements—carbon, oxygen, nitruge* begin to meit. The two miror* wesv which In time would have so multiplied and hydrogen. It la now recognizeri then removix! from tbe f-inaee. ewwiff as tbe fundamental basts for all life. that tbe whole fortune of Abd-el-Hakk cooled and pickled, cleaned anti rastoffl would not now pay for them. When Tbe smallest particle of It goes through to the desired thickness. The -naxw tbe case came to trial tbe rich man waa what is known as tbe cycle of life- was a plare of copper -neve er r.te free motion, feeling, feeding and re not tn court thinly covered with stiver on i*e sMte When tn some uncon “Why is the defendant not hers?"de production. This vrns the first «hetBetd st**te scious way It grows a membrane for a manded tbe Judge. For fifty years following tee ■ imtMT “My lord.” said counsel for tbe de covering or a little nucleus, a kernel was plated on one stile inly aati CM fense. "he is gone to sow boiled beans.” somewhere within IL science calìa it a cut eilres showed tbe •upper. l AMST cell. “Boiled beans?” | tbe pnpcesu was so perfecteti toe* SB These cells are th« same tn pianta copper was left expoeed. Ail tar *■ “Boiled beaus, my lord.” and animals. Professor Jacques Loeb “Is be mad?" verplate of the world waa aerie Iff "Be Is very wise, my lord. Surely If showed tbe Importance of this fact. 1 this process until eiectivoi«B*ti **■ bard boiled eggs can be batched boiled Although plants, be explained have no I discovered snd nade esmmfrite— beans will grow " □erveus systems, they have “instio'' I Popular Mecnaaw*. Tbe suit was promptly dismissed, five movements." In analysis of t* with costs to tbe plaintiff.—Pearaon's stlncts h* bound together in tbe ceil R».l Us» af the Bee’s fltMSte Weekly. common to them tbe plant and tb* "The bee’s sciog te a tnweu ea< • worm at tbe root of the plant—as sotns . -apier." said a atitire emrieat. Tt testo A Wonderful Escape. day. perhaps, tbe tree of life and tbe , exquisitely delicate tinte tnssrei *t* l-'leachl tried to assassinate Ring serpent may be bound—aud be called ¡which the bee Ur so*» iff trie maato Louis Philippe of France In Jnly. 1835. their reflex actions "tropisms." ( ceti. Injects a Unte preeervaa^ tearite The king was riding along tbe lines of Then be pointed out that tropDoia | aud veals It up. W’tb tts thvw**-dB» tbe mitlouaJ guard In tbe Boulevard du are meclinnival nets—that moth and stiug tb* b** puts tbe flnm towetote sto Temple There came a crash and a fly and Ivy leaf move in sptte of then* tb* dainty anti wuudecfm work. VWto rush of bullets. Louis Philippe’s arm selves In chemical subjection to light, ¡th* sting it puts and sbaism 'to to*S^ was grazed, his horse was shot in tbe bent mid odors, which tbe scientist cell, a« a mn«oci puts and »nap** a reto neck. Marshal Mortier fell dead and calls "emanations."—From "Man of brt< k Befogr sveline up th* nett ■ about thirteen other people were killed Mecbnulsm" lu Metrojiolltaii dr-'ps a w>>* Pit of p>'..«ve into cto to**F- and thirty wounded. Flescbt bad taken I'bi« Is formic avid Wltllo*» It aerihff tbe upper floors of a bouse several Disraeli's Fine Digestion. would «(»' I Most of us tttinh th* tow* weeks tiefore and there rigged up an Disraeli apiu-an* to have been e*- stiug. with Its isn.su«. te s ****** «*■>. oaken frame four feet by three feet six flowed with,a must accommodating dl It is a wrsivn -wcvmiarlly. Ml to Inches, aupfiorted on four posts of oak gestlon Wlieli tie visited Spaiu I* ma rii y it is a tnax+v tr*yw*L a awwto mid Itself supporting twenty-flve gun 1830 be wrote Ills mother glowing ac- from wo-.’«* eud. as th* >ooey etote al* barrels fixed In grooves st various counts of "the most agreeable dish bunt up. a w<*od«rfui pra*vrvt»ti flhflfl angle» so as to command au area of tbe world -nn olio I will explain drip* twenty five feet In length and ten feet to you. for iii . v fattier would delight In height When be flrod the train of It. There are I wii large dishes, on* at D»«*r«viog W*«ey. [Miwdei that let off hie battery tbe king each end of tlie table The tup ua* I*:i|irr Oloilvv is mA ¡Mug uut • would have been killed If four barrels colitalns Isuillll la-vf. ladled pork «a* ise to I'itv so uiuctt cette If **■ 4sr had not burst and two missed Are. sage amt black pudding The other is struv a rtvr dollar *<-tu. for 'naKaasafo Wsr-that Is. warfare Iwtween clvt- lizeil imlioiis-lias Its code ut etiquette kiiiiwn a« the customs ot ivar. wiuie of which are written, others tacitly agreed to. and these rules aud regulation* <-on- leiiilihg artnies are *up|H>*«l to regard as sai rol and to obey them rigidly. Obvious examples of tight mu eti quette are the quelle tlie rilles which prole t the l(e<1 Cross flag of the ambuiauT and turliid the use of explosive or. within limit*, expanding bullets. .Xouiitially a general may use any uieaus In tils power to bring his fo* to subjection, but there !* a well deflned houufiary line. A leader may < ttt "ff hls enemy's food und water supplies He may subject him to all the Horrors ot famine and thirst, but lie uniat not polsou hls food or water. Suppose a place Is ta-sleged and that outside the walls are wells which the besiegers cannot effectively bold and which the besieged can reach under AN INGENIOUS CLOCK. cover or night. The besieger would It* justified III sending parties to till up the wells with earth and stones or to de Curious Automaton That Was Mads In London a Century Ago. stroy them with dynamite On the ELIZA WAS GENEROUS. One of the most wonderful tlme- other baud, to |k>llnte tbe wells with poison or to throw dead animals into kee[iers known to horologists was H«r Munificent Offsr For an Original made in Ixnidon. England, a hundred them would lie nn lltfainy. Fiv« Act Tragedy. A "prisoner ot war” Ims tils rights years ago and was sent by tbe preal- People are likely to look bnck com- He may I* asked to give hls parol«»— deut of the East India company as a The misenitlngly U|xin the |mst in these I. e.. to promise not to esi-ap* tint he gift to the emperor of China must not lie forced to give Illa parole case was made In tbe form of a days of modern progress. When we and Is not to be punished tor refusing chariot. In which was seated the figure hear what the moat prolific of present day novelists receives it word and to do so. A prisoner on parole who at of a woman. what the weekly royalties of any well This figure was of pure Ivory and tempts to escape Is liable to tie shot, either when escaping or it reta Leu gold, and the right band rested upon a known playwrights are we say that tiny clock, fastened to the side of tbe the literary profession baa coure Into alive. chariot. Portions of tbe wheels which I its own Some hark laick to tbe cou- An unpnroled prisoner may also shot while in tbe act ot esi iiplhg. but kept track of the flight of time were trusting title- that Milton received tl recultured It would lie murder to hidden In tbe Imdy of a tiny bird, only £5 for the first copyright of shoot him. mid he should not lie pun which bad seemingly just alighted "Paradise I-ost." au epic lu twelve txaiks containing a total of 10JM15 1st.cd bn his attempt, though tie may upon the woman's Anger. i I* placed lu more rigorous enhtin»- , There was a eflnopy above, "so ar lines, but that was over two centuries ranged as to conceal a silver bell. Tbe ago. Poe received $10 for “The Uielil. A prisoner may lie cotnfielled to earn bell was fitted with a little hammer, Raven" That tnay be dismissed wltb Ills "keep" by working ut Ids trade, if also of silver, which, although It did the statement that poetry never paid. I Tbe modern way of making money li» luts one. or tiy doing work for tils not appear to have any connection eaiitors not of ii purely military nature. ' wltb tbe clock, struck the bourn regu by literature Is even more recent than 'I Ims lie may he ordered to assist tn larly and could be made to repeat by Is generally thought Alexander Hill ilrnliiiiig the camp In which he is a touching a diamond on tbe woman's of Cincinnati, one of the best known bookmen and collectors of the middle prisoner, but It would not la* fair tu . bodice. ' In the chariot, at the woman’s feet west, baa a letter in bls collection of put him to building fortlfii-mioiie. The customs of war justify the etn There was a golden figure of a dog. autographs that proves this point. Two generations ago Eliza lx>gan pliivmeiit ot spies, hut under certain and alsive were two birds, apparently rules, it a soldier voluntarily turns' flying t>efore the chariot. This beautl- was a leading actress tn America. traitor the other side Is entitled to ! ful ornament was made almost entire « Rend her letter. O budding genius on make use of him. but It Is not mmor- ly of gold and was elaborately adorned the typewriter, and be glad that when able to tempt a soldier to betray his [with precious stones.—St Louis Globe- you are paid It Is space rate* for tbe ; Democrat. local paper: own side. Tremont Hous«. Boston. May 17. ISM. It Um* tempt«*d a man m:iy pretend E. Dusseault. Jr., Charleatown. Maas Never Can Happen Again. to turn traitor mid deceive tlie enemy Rlr— I wish an original five act tragedy— I The Montenegrin law which ordains with tillse lllfornuitloll. On the other the feature to be a heroine, myself th« luiml. voluntarily to go over to the •that any found valuable shall be placed personatnr of It; th« seen« not to be laid enemy, pretending to lie a traitor or I where tbe loser can find it reminds one In thia country; th« plot to be optional with the author—for which. If 1 Ilk« It 1 d*—erter. would la» dlsliommiliie <-on 'of nn anecdote told of Grimaldi's grand will pay R. Reapactlfully. du'-t that is. If the pretend**d traitor ,father In Dickens' life of the famous ELIZA LOGAN. clown. On one of bis visits to Leaden is an olfi.-er or soldier. — Boston Post. A spy. , of course. comprehends the hall market with nearly £400 In gold hazardous i nature of the mission lie and sliver upon him “be found that his American Leaf Colors. iimlert likes mid is imiiitiill) snare shoe bad become unbuckled and. tak It han been observed that tbe leaves ing from bls pocket tbe bag. be placed of the tnet that lie carries Ills lite III of American trees, such as maples, Ills liands. so to sjieak Courageous It i>|xm a neighboring post and then achrlet oaks and so forth, which at ami during though he may is-, the spy proceeded to adjust bis buckle.” Hav home exhibit splendid colors In tbe Ims no rights mid Is at all times liable ing afterward to pay for a purchase. autumn, fall below their reputatiou In to la- »hot or hanged at sight. Nuyv tie missed his bag of gold and hurried this regard when transplanted In Eng J brn-k to the post where he bad buckled mln««, tlnmgli. he is itsimlly given the land or on t tie continent of Europe. this shoe. "Although more than three I Is-iiefit of a trim by court martini. An £tigll*b observer, who baa been ¡quarters of nn'boitr had elapsed. • • • Au officer or soldier. buWever. caught studying the causes of the autumn there It remained, safe and untouched, III the enemy a cmiip must not la- treat tints of trees, thinks the aniieriority ed as a spy. but us a prisoner of war. ion the top of a post in the open street!" of our wofsllnnds arises from the soft That was in eighteenth century Lon and mild yet glowing climatic condi pnivlded he is not disguised .Sorrows of Authorohlp. Could It happen now?—London tions prevailing here tn tbe fall. Eng II a coininiinder takes putt In a don “Paradise Ixist" brought Milton only Chronic!* Clairge or |H-rslstently exposes himself land. It Is added. Is rarely blessed with a paltry £5 about $25 of our money. b> ire lie must take hls clmm-e of lie Hawthorne for twenty years con an Indian summer. When the climatic A Curious Coincidence. Ing «hot. but In big affairs It Is not the conditions (termit tbe leaves to retain tinued to lie. to use bls own words, gatiu- to detail marksmen to try to I Tbe story of a queer coincidence was considerable vitality In tbe autumn “the olawurest mao of letters In I'll k off your op|K>Dent ■ general, tllougb .told by Str Arthur Conan Doyle. While the colored pigment Is normally de America." "There la not much market every effort muy be made to capture Traveling upon the continent be visited i reloped; hence the glorious forests of for my ware*“ be said at another .a certain mountain Inn, which was Io bill). the United States. — Chicago Record- time. Bhen a city or town Is bombarded ¡winter, he learned, occupied only by Herald Thoraan la an Interesting example. Imblle buildings—unless used for de two men. These men, prisoned In a A thousand copies of bls “A Weak on waste of snow and Ice. bad for all that fer-.lv«* pur|ios«^,—sb«mld lie spnr«»d iis Regulating Price of Boeks. I he Com-ord and Merrimac Rivera" far as jawsIhlH „ |||H(V (H (.a|( period no communication with the Tbe pric* of books was once a mat were primed, but very few of than* world below. Here was a sitnation for tureil the victorious foe is entitled to ter for legl latlon In England. An act were sold, and a considerable number a novelist! And the novelist accord- seize art treasures, arid so « hi . of 1534. which seems never to have were given sway by the author. Tbe <r„ !. i M "' ! ,n,rlT ,o ,et hl " Imagination play h"id them to ratisotn T_ To Injur* or de-*-■ — -■ — — ialsuit the poaslbiltes of tragedy ear I Í- been reiiealed. provides that any com remainder were returned to him and sfNiy tl.etu would lie ■ the net of a I rounding tbe two men on tbeir moun plaint regarding the price of books were stored In bln attic. He grimly xandal. should be considered by “the lord cham observed. “I have now a library of tain height. But tbe story was never ''hen a country Is Invaded the In berlain. the lord treasurer and tbe 000 volumes, tbe greater portion of '"der can compel the inhabitants to written, for. happening to come upon justices or any two of these.” and that which I myself have written.”—New i volume of Guy de Maupassant, which •"'flily him with food and other »itp- those dignitaries should have “power York Press. l-l»-'* mid to act as guides, workmen was new to him, be found therein, un and authority to reform and redress der tbe title of “ L ’ Anberge," the very ■ •«I nrltPHL the enhancing of the prices of printed Railway Biatlon Library. A |*ixm who Dot belonging to anv story be bad meant to write. j books and to limit tbe prices of the In tb* refreabment room of a Ruases tyro«„i,^ ,„llltflry f(>rre tske)< |(p books and tbe offenders should lose (Englnndi railway station th* traveler Th« Harona of Andalusia. "" 1« Hable to be Of all tbe birds be bad studied, said and forfeit for every book by them may see a small rack of book* If be like n dog when captured R* «’ Farren In a lecture, none showed sold whereof the price be enhanced Is sufficiently curious to look be will tailmlon is sanctioned by tla» cnetom« discover from a written label that th* conjugal affection to quite tb* same tbe sum of 8s. fld."— London Mall. tai-W"ri ** ,nll,far? vengeance and books sre the property of th* vicar way as the brown backed herons of ", 1,I,K* «" outrage «-onimlt- She Didn’t Do IL of the town, who place* them at tb* Andalusia, in Rpain. Whenever tb* hue Tbe family jar wnxed fiercer. disposal of any paaaenger who Ilk** »•-» »he com band relleted his wife at tbe nest be '•«• uf a similar act nn tlie other. “You talk al»ttt my being to blame to take a volume away, tbe only con ¡Invariably laid hls neck over hers In a »»• "f of pri.son- pri.mn- momentary embrace and then took *p for our marrying!" shrilly exclaimed dition living that he shall return tbe er. ii *. . ’ '*/‘"•‘ra-T "*».» •* folkrtved by ¡hl« imsitlou while tbe other bird flew Mrs Vick-Renn. “John Henry, did I valuta* tn Its pine« on hla return or i*ru '11,1:0,1 "" ^tnal nutoher of • way The herons never omitted thia hunt you out and then mnke love to post It to the vicar. lid« »r? ,rM bT ,h* "',l,"n*nt». and yon f tsffectlonate salutation.-lxindon Btand t “No!" he snorted "But yon conld iteuth ", »•- '■«••• fre- ■ rd Hls Bert. Sere given me the glassy eye and sent Magistrate (tn wttnsam—I ttnderetaari ■ m about my business, and you didn't that you overheard the quarrel he Cause onO Effe«ti- . do It. madam-you didn't do Itr'-Oi tween the defendant and hls wife? ’ What a conceited little bump Bln Dectoring a Doctor. RTtnese Ves. str. Magistrate-TeR gleton ter «nld Hawke* "1 wonder If rego Triluine the i-otirl. If you can. what he ass m eri . he ever gets a gltmpee of himself In th«» I i Klara" tn lie dole* Wit nera - He seemed to Capital Rumahmant. I "I guera there tbe trouble.- raid "Mamma did you lov« to flirt wbs* be doin' tbe listenin'. yeti were vnufig?” Jinks “He probably usee a magnify ,be w,f dorortri •og glass "1 am sfraM I did. dear." Harper's Fretty Bed. ’ ■ ’•< want* fu i.. - « "And were you ever punished foe M, Wife-Totrt I wish you wouldn’t gtay tesmrnn Na« at Homa. poker I don't even Ilka the name at Cslter-la yiair father at horn*? Lit Trxwlly dear I married your te the game Htib- Why not» Wlfa-I» tie Daughter What la your —— ther Pari» Hire. suggests "playing with Drelinaio* pies««? Caller Just tell him u i» Transcript »Id trti-nd Bill IJttl* Daagbtar-TbMi le u., ""a* '*"<* in Ula own I rue», be .m t M »om, j beami *!■ It le eaey to learn ■»tnethla* a baril •’•»mma it «,,, a<ll cam« be ——» »verythlne. but dim. ult to learn every- •I hum«. ) thing about say thing - tana» I NO CASTE AT OYfOHti GORGEOUS CHORISTERS. ■ l* ■ a medley of vegetables and fruits, gv* erally French la-ana. earn van «eras and whole peas Help each person to a |H>rtlon of the meats and then to ttw medley. Mix them up in your plate together and drown them lu tomato sauce I have eaten this every «.lay It la truly delight tui ”- l.oiiduu Slaml ard. Natural Spedaci««, Many bird» are provide»! natural brane called the third eyelid t’ttia third eyelid when not In use II«-« folded tn the luuwr eoruur of the eye Two muscles work it. spreading It over tlie Cornell or folding It up again much more cleverly than a man can put oa or take off tils s|iectaclea. But fur Its third eyelid the eagle could not loo* ■I the mm. The spectacled bear be longs of Chile Its latln name is Ursus ornatua. 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